- The defense has only one witness, Mr. President. Would you please call Inspector Jacques Clouseau to the stand?
- Me, a defense witness?
- Inspector Clouseau?

11 seconds sound clip from the The Pink Panther (1963) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:48:40.189 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- The trial is in its third day.

- Seldom in the history of Italian jurisprudence has a trial created such intense excitement.

- Thousands of people, and it is interesting to note, most of them women, have gathered daily, hoping to catch a glimpse of Sir Charles Lytton, the man accused of being the notorious Phantom.

- The court adjourned yesterday, as the defense requested time to investigate certain new, important evidence.

- And it is rumored that when the court convenes today, the defense will call a surprise witness.

- The defense has only one witness, Mr. President. Would you please call Inspector Jacques Clouseau to the stand?

- Me, a defense witness?

- Inspector Clouseau?

- Nothing to worry about, my darling. You'll make fools out of them.

- Inspector Clouseau, you have testified under oath to certain pertinent facts concerning this case.

- Your testimony and your testimony alone has been a major factor in casting suspicion on the defendant.

- Aside from the Phantom himself, you are the foremost authority on the Phantom.

- I have made the Phantom my life's work.

[...]

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The Pink Panther (1963) Sound Clip

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Actors: David Niven (Sir Charles Lytton), Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Robert Wagner (George Lytton), Capucine (Simone Clouseau), Claudia Cardinale (Princess Dala)

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