Utopia (1951) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Find the funniest quotes from the classic 1951 comedy film Utopia (original name: Atoll K), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Suzy Delair (Chérie Lamour), Paul Frees (Antoine)

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21 Nationality? -I haven't any! -You see, he is what is known as a stateless man. Or in other words, a misplaced person.

— Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

22 No, no, no, no. Giovanni, votes only for Giovanni!

23 Oh! Come On, Girl in some clip joint! What do you think I am? I'm an artiste, not a bum.

— Chérie Lamour (Suzy Delair)

24 One day, a rich real-estate man in my village hired me to build a wall. I spent weeks trying to find bricks the right shape and kind of colour he wanted. I fitted them into place one by one, as if they were jewels.

25 Stanley, you are the people!

— Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

26 We haven't got any money. -We did have, but they took it all for taxes!

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

27 What's the matter now? -You know what's the matter. I want my chop! Varnished with garlic!

— Stan (Stan Laurel)

28 You know what people call me? The female Caruso. That's a fact, Your Honour. The female Caruso!

— Chérie Lamour (Suzy Delair)

29 You know what? You need glasses. It's already open. When you get to the island, you'd better see an optimist.

— Stan (Stan Laurel)

30 Friendship! -Friendship. That's something really swell, no? -No! Definitely no!

— Ollie (Oliver Hardy), Antoine (Paul Frees)

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