Utopia (1951) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Utopia (1951) posterFind the funniest quotes from the classic 1951 comedy film Utopia (original name: Atoll K), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Suzy Delair (Chérie Lamour), Paul Frees (Antoine)

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41 A story that starts in London, at tea time. Which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London.
42 And you, what are you playing hooky from? -Taxes! -Yeah, we don't like taxes!

— Stan (Stan Laurel)

43 Give me a bottle of cognac. -Which one? -(Gunshots, people screaming) That one.
44 Listen, you've got to have a nationality. -You're telling me! I explained that in every port wherever I tried to land, but no country wanted to have me.
45 Nothing would please me more if you were here all the time. But when you spend ten months out of the year sailing the seas, what do you expect me to do? Swim behind your little barge?

— Chérie Lamour (Suzy Delair)

46 Of course, of course... You own the island. You're the real proprietors, but some country has got to claim sovereignty.
47 Oh, no! -What do you mean, no? -I don't want to be rescued by him! -Why not? -He was too long getting here!

— Chérie Lamour (Suzy Delair)

48 Well, everything's arranged. -What is? My execution?

— Antoine (Paul Frees)

49 What is that thing? What is it? Look out!
50 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. -It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything.

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Chérie Lamour (Suzy Delair)

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