- Never was victory more certain, little lad.
- Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?
11 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:19:38 in the radio play.
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(Bugle calls at varying pitches, murmurs of troops taking up positions)
- At dawn under cover of daylight, we took up our positions with our teeth blacked out.
- Every man had his ammunition pouches bulging with offensive military songs and spoons at the ready.
- Right. We'll just have to sit and wait.
- Do you tink we're gonna win, Captain?
- Never was victory more certain, little lad.
- Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?
- Ha ha... Well here's half-a-crown little lad. I think we can forget all about it now.
- No... I can't forget about it... Ahh! I've forgotten about it!
- What agony igony ogony oogany mahogany... Did it hurt you?
- No because I'm making it all up.
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