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- It's no expense to the Ministry. I could have you one rolled within the hour!
- No, thank you.

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7 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 4 Special, The Starlings classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:13:29 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Please, please. Will, will you come in please?

- Thank you.

- Now, Mr...

- My name is, er, Jim Bluebottle Tiger-Nuts.

- It is an unusual name.

- Yes, I suppose it is.

- Still, a rose by any other name, you know?

- No, I do not know any roses by any other names.

- Err... cigarette?

- I do not smoke. Too expensive.

- It's no expense to the Ministry. I could have you one rolled within the hour!

- No, thank you.

- Right, now to business. What is your invention?

- It is an artificial explodable bird-lime.

- What a fascinating start. Continue.

- Thank you.

- Well, I have managed to compound a mixture that looks exactly like bird-lime.

- Now then, this bird-lime can be put down anywhere where there are starlings.

[...]

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The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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