444 Paradox Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 28

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271 The master of the house is dead, sir. He's been dead 15 years now. But if you'll come in, I'll ask him if he can see you.

Quote from Carry On Screaming!

272 This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

273 That Viennese doctor in the Sunday paper, he said that old idea's just a superstition. Instead of keeping you awake, coffee makes you sleep.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

274 Hawaii? Oh, great sunsets. Only one a day, but they're working on it.

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon in Ocean's 11 (1960)

275 Proves that my way's better. -What way? -Choose rich parents. -Yeah. You bet that's better.

Cesar Romero as Duke Santos; Peter Lawford as Jimmy Foster in Ocean's 11 (1960)

276 I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on.

Shirley Maclaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

277 You hardly know him. -Well, to hardly know him is to know him well.

278 You're charging me this? -Only if you win. If you don't win, you don't pay. I'm not out to cheat anybody.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo; Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

279 Just, God, help me. Help me, Rod. Help me help you. Help me help you.

Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire

280 Only the true Messiah denies his divinity.

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian