429 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 28

Updated: Oct 10, 2025

A selection of paradox quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

271 God, if your mother was alive, she'd... she'd turn over in her grave!

Anthony Quinn as Lou Carbone in Jungle Fever

272 They say she is one of them. -Who is 'them'? -Nobody knows. Only they know who is 'them'.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

273 Ah yes, Mr. Thin. Call a meeting of all the people we keep especially for meetings!

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

274 I teach the _. I didn't say I knew how to do it.

Robin Williams as Dr. Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting

275 The master of the house is dead, sir. He's been dead 15 years now. But if you'll come in, I'll ask him if he can see you.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

276 This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

277 That Viennese doctor in the Sunday paper, he said that old idea's just a superstition. Instead of keeping you awake, coffee makes you sleep.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

278 Hawaii? Oh, great sunsets. Only one a day, but they're working on it.

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon in Ocean's 11 (1960)

279 Proves that my way's better. -What way? -Choose rich parents. -Yeah. You bet that's better.

Cesar Romero as Duke Santos; Peter Lawford as Jimmy Foster in Ocean's 11 (1960)

280 I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on.

Shirley Maclaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

429 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 28

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