424 Paradox Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 28

Updated: Sep 3, 2025

A selection of paradox quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

271 Ah yes, Mr. Thin. Call a meeting of all the people we keep especially for meetings!

Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

272 I teach the _. I didn't say I knew how to do it.

Robin Williams as Dr. Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting

273 The master of the house is dead, sir. He's been dead 15 years now. But if you'll come in, I'll ask him if he can see you.

Quote from Carry On Screaming!

274 This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

Quote from Carry On Screaming!

275 That Viennese doctor in the Sunday paper, he said that old idea's just a superstition. Instead of keeping you awake, coffee makes you sleep.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

276 Hawaii? Oh, great sunsets. Only one a day, but they're working on it.

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon in Ocean's 11 (1960)

277 Proves that my way's better. -What way? -Choose rich parents. -Yeah. You bet that's better.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

278 I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on.

Shirley MacLaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

279 You hardly know him. -Well, to hardly know him is to know him well.

Quote from The Philadelphia Story (1940)

280 You're charging me this? -Only if you win. If you don't win, you don't pay. I'm not out to cheat anybody.

Quote from They Shoot Horses, Don't They?