440 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 37

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

A selection of paradox quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

361 Read this most carefully and give me your opinion. -I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully. Yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

362 And now, with your boss gone, no more sneak attacks. You must be very relieved. -Well, not entirely. Sometimes, when you do something long enough, you miss it even if it was painful.

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

363 Zeno first postulated a question which my twin would certainly be aware of. To wit, what would happen if an irresistible force met an immovable object? -What? -I see what you mean. -Well, so, KITT, what's the answer? -No one knows, Bonnie. No one knows.

William Daniels as Kitt in Knight Rider (1982)

364 Michael, your logic, in this case, is totally illogical, and yet it's absolutely correct. This is just amazing. -No, KITT. It's just human.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight; William Daniels as Kitt in Knight Rider (1982)

365 Ohh! I hit my head on somethin'. -Yeah. My head.

Kevin Bacon as Balto in Balto (1995)

366 It took a coma to wake me up.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

367 The only way to start is to stop. There is no cure besides just stopping.

Jane Wyman as Helen St. James in The Lost Weekend (1945)

368 This is the chance of a lifetime. -This is the end of a lifetime.

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper; Martin Short as Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

369 I am standing here beside myself.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

370 Don't you know I would never say the word _. I would never _in' ever _in' say that! Ever!

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy