Peter Sellers: 237 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 17

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Peter Sellers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

161 Ooh. Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

162 I'm afraid, sir, I must ask you for the key and the recall code. Have you got them handy, sir?

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

163 Do I take it, sir, that you are threatening a brother officer with a gun?

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

164 This man is obviously a psychotic.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

165 I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack. That's what I am.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

166 The strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

167 You with your gun, and me with the belt and the ammo, feeding you, Jack.

As Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

168 I love doing corrections. Sometimes I find myself correcting the writing on the posters in trams even.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

169 Do you think it is commanding? It's just that one never thinks of one's nose as being commanding.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

170 Yes, it's quite a good idea, but it's not completely fair, because it's based on deception.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)