236 Quotes by Peter Sellers (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

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171 Yes, it's quite a good idea, but it's not completely fair, because it's based on deception.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

172 And children, while we're about it, let us remember that... -'There is no profit in ill-gotten gains.' -Good. And that... -'Money does not bring happiness.'

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

173 I'm not saying his life is threatened by any serious illness, no. All I'm saying is, madam, that he probably has adenoids or tapeworm or some hereditary illness. Or perhaps all three.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

174 No, sir, I'm completely alone in the world.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

175 Sir, the first lesson one learns in business is that discretion is essential. -Especially for those kinds of deals.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

176 Why don't you open your eyes and look at the world as it really is instead of living in that dream world of yours. You'll find that money can do anything.

As Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

177 My dear sir, England is never short of enemies! -Of course not the waiting room's full of 'em.

As Bloodnok in The Goon Show

178 Why have you deserted your post? -It's got woodworm sir.

As Bloodnok in The Goon Show

179 The Mona Lisa has been stolen, boy. Stolen from the ahh.. how do you pronounce this? -Louvre. I, O, U, V, R, E, pronounced Louvre. Louvre, louvre... There, you have a choice of twenty.

As Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show

180 Good evening sir. Is you the man who just opened the door? -Yes, I am, lad. -What a memory you've got.

As Bluebottle in The Goon Show

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