- The Mona Lisa has been stolen, boy. Stolen from the ahh.. how do you pronounce this?
- Louvre. I, O, U, V, R, E, pronounced Louvre. Louvre, louvre... There, you have a choice of twenty.

Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

32 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:11:31 in the radio play.

Quote context

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- Silence - You are in the presence of a great man.

- I am Mr. Max Conks Geldray, the world's greatest Dutch detective.

- The world's worst actor!

- Please, Ned, please, back to your own bed!

- Now tell me, why has your conk forsaken its place in safety behind your harmonica?

- The Mona Lisa has been stolen, boy. Stolen from the ahh.. how do you pronounce this?

- Louvre. I, O, U, V, R, E, pronounced Louvre. Louvre, louvre... There, you have a choice of twenty.

- Well, it's been stolen by a short, fat man.

- Neddie with the Mona Lisa, gad!

- By golly, I swear I'll get it back. Til then, my conk will never rest.

- Farewell, boys, farewell.

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