- Why have you deserted your post?
- It's got woodworm sir.

Bloodnok (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

5 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:15:46 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Major! The enemy are...

- Good heavens, he's gone. Ah! Here are his boots. They're still warm - he can't be far.

- Aaahhh, there ain't nobody here, but us chickens I tell you.

- The voice came from a cowardly red-face on the top of a chicken wardrobe.

- Oh, it's you Seagoon, you coward.

- Why have you deserted your post?

- It's got woodworm sir.

- Old jokes won't save you.

- They've saved Monkhouse and Goodwin, well that's good enough for me.

- Major... There's still hope.

- Oh! Where?

- Crun's vital battle songs have arrived.

[...]