Ooh. Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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11 seconds sound clip from the A Shot in the Dark (1964) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:34:15.714 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Somebody was hiding in that closet, and when they opened the door she received a beump upon the head.

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- You fell off the sofa, you stupid...

- I know I fell off the sofa, madame. There is no need to tell me. Everything I do is carefully planned, madame. I know that.

- Now, then. Uh... What was I saying? uh...

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