Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 84 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty in Easy Money (1983)

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81 I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before.

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

82 You! You! You're no gentleman! -I'm no doorknob either, all right?

Judge Elihu Smails (Ted Knight), Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) in Caddyshack (1980)

83 What's that? Then sell, sell, sell! They're all selling? Then buy, buy, buy!

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

84 Hey! That kangaroo stole my ball!

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

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