Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 84 Classics (+ Audio) - page 7

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty in Easy Money (1983)

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61 No alcohol? -Does that go for beer too? -Certainly.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

62 I need a drink and a cigarette so I can think this over, you know?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

63 I know marriage is rough. It's not all moonlight and canoes. That's in the movies.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

64 Take out the garbage. I didn't even eat, I gotta take out the garbage.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

65 What do you want, buddy? -Nothin'. I'll just smell his.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

66 You know what I do when I can't sleep? -What? -I knit. -Maybe I'll knit myself a beer.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

67 Rose told me I need hobbies. I'm making a plane. It's a Messerschmitt.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

68 Why don't you two put your heads together, make an _ out of yourselves, huh?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

69 May I help you? -No, thanks. Just browsing. -How long do you intend to browse? -But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

70 You don't look like browsers. -No? What do browsers look like? -Yeah. Maybe I'm half browser. -On his father's side. -Nevertheless, I prefer that you do not browse any longer.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)