Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 62 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Updated today

Find and rate the best quotes by Rodney Dangerfield, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 Take out the garbage. I didn't even eat, I gotta take out the garbage.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

52 What do you want, buddy? -Nothin'. I'll just smell his.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

53 You know what I do when I can't sleep? -What? -I knit. -Maybe I'll knit myself a beer.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

54 Rose told me I need hobbies. I'm making a plane. It's a Messerschmitt.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

55 Why don't you two put your heads together, make an _ out of yourselves, huh?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

56 May I help you? -No, thanks. Just browsing. -How long do you intend to browse? -But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

57 You don't look like browsers. -No? What do browsers look like? -Yeah. Maybe I'm half browser. -On his father's side. -Nevertheless, I prefer that you do not browse any longer.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

58 Is this an odd or an end? -Hey lady, if I buy two odds, will you show us your end?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

59 Turn away, please. -Next shirt. -Take it easy, honey. I got no good side. -Could you please turn away?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

60 Where's the pistachio nuts? -There's too much trouble with the shells. -Oh, yeah? I like the shells, you know?

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 62 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Poll