Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 62 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty in Easy Money (1983)

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41 Sweetheart, watch out for this guy. He'll buy you a bottle of beer, and squeeze the schlitz outta ya.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

42 We were winners. We could've walked away. -That's how I am. Once I get goin', I can't stop.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

43 Did your mother tell you everything you need to know? -She taught me how to fry bananas. -Oh, beautiful! You'll end up working in a Spanish restaurant.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

44 When the collar goes, I end up with a pajama top. Right now I got 23 short-sleeve pajama tops.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

45 You know what I found in the closet? A hundred 1978 calendars. That's Rose! I tell ya, if 1978 ever comes back, we're in great shape, ya know.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

46 Monty, the phone. -Hello? Hello? -Monty, you have to pick it up.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

47 Rose, there was a plane crash. Your mother earned her wings.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

48 No alcohol? -Does that go for beer too? -Certainly.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

49 I need a drink and a cigarette so I can think this over, you know?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

50 I know marriage is rough. It's not all moonlight and canoes. That's in the movies.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)