Rodney Dangerfield: 84 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty in Easy Money (1983)

Listen to the funniest Rodney Dangerfield quotes with instant audio clips (MP3). One click to play—classic lines from Easy Money and more.

31 I'll tell you, country clubs and cemeteries, biggest wastes of prime real estate. What, dead people... They don't wanna be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

32 Hey Rose, they took all my clothes! -When are you coming home? -How can I come home? I got nothing to wear.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

33 Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

34 My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her _.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

35 Boy, you got some nerve still being alive.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

36 My God, it's Mother! -She's back from the dead. She's better than Houdini.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

37 Why can't you forgive and forget? -How could I forget? Every time I sit down, I'll think of him.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

38 He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus. -Ah, you're wrong. He got me in the _.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

39 Look, I'm in no mood for you. In fact, there is no mood for you.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

40 I don't wanna be rich. We're not supposed to be rich. We don't look rich, we don't talk rich, we don't smell rich!

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

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