Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 62 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty in Easy Money (1983)

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21 Thanks to jogging, more people than ever are dropping dead in perfect health.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

22 Just remember: when the going gets tough, the tough get going. -What if you're not tough?

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

23 We want some wallet-size pictures too. -This kid won't fit in a wallet-size.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

24 Somebody! Will you shut the fat little bastard up?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

25 I tell ya, I'm fed up with everything. I wanna go to sleep and wake up four months from now when it's all over.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

26 I tell ya, my friend here, he's look... I tell ya, my friend here, he's lookin' for a shirt. -Yeah. You have something in a dark black? -Yeah, he wants something he can wear four, five days in a row.

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

27 What have they got in this place, antiques? -No, those are the customers.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

28 Your pants. -Our pants. -You gotta have pants with lots of room so when you sit down, they don't split. And zippers that work easy so you can fix your shorts. Know what I mean?

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

29 What about shoes? -Well, you need shoes that go on and off easy. You know, no shoe horn. And no laces. They slow you up. -Yes, I see that. Chunky, black mailman oxfords, with adorable little white cotton socks.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

30 Hey Rose, they took all my clothes! -When are you coming home? -How can I come home? I got nothing to wear.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)