Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 62 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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11 It's wedding cake flavor. I love wedding cake. -Why don't you get married?

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

12 Let me just lick the bride. -That's my daughter! -It's a little plastic thing. It's not your daughter.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

13 You got a weird sense of humor. You know that? You laugh at everything. Weather reports, car chase. You laugh at everything.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

14 What do you see in this guy? -He has everything I ever wanted. -You don't ask for much, do you?

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

15 You're not pregnant, are you? -Daddy! The way you brought me up?

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

16 Why can't you make everybody happy and shake hands with this kid? -Not me. -Shake hands with him... Good. Look at him, look at him. -If I look at him, I won't shake hands! -Look at him. Go ahead.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti; Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

17 Give her some time. She'll come back when she's ready. You oughta give her a few drinks. That's how I got her mother ready.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

18 What the hell is that you got on? -Oh, this? This used to be a shirt. You know Rose. She don't throw nothin' out. She keeps lookin' at the cuffs. Soon as they get frayed, it becomes a short-sleeve shirt.

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

19 What are you talkin' to me about drugs for? I got my daughter here. She's 12 years old.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

20 Thanks to jogging, more people than ever are dropping dead in perfect health.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

Rodney Dangerfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 62 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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