Rodney Dangerfield: 84 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty in Easy Money (1983)

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11 What do you see in this guy? -He has everything I ever wanted. -You don't ask for much, do you?

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

12 You got a weird sense of humor. You know that? You laugh at everything. Weather reports, car chase. You laugh at everything.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

13 I tell ya, I'm fed up with everything. I wanna go to sleep and wake up four months from now when it's all over.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

14 Thanks to jogging, more people than ever are dropping dead in perfect health.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

15 Member? Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium? Why, this whole place sucks! -Su... Su... Su... -That's right, it sucks. Only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it.

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

16 What are you talkin' to me about drugs for? I got my daughter here. She's 12 years old.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

17 She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. She's right, but what am I gonna do? I can't control myself.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

18 I'll see you later. And I'm sure you're gonna talk about me when I'm gone.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

19 What about shoes? -Well, you need shoes that go on and off easy. You know, no shoe horn. And no laces. They slow you up. -Yes, I see that. Chunky, black mailman oxfords, with adorable little white cotton socks.

As Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

20 Here we are now. Albert Einstein gave me this, you know. Yeah. Nice man, nice man. Made a fortune in physics.

As Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)