21 Movie Quotes about Salads (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

Memorable quotes about salads, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Which would you rather have, the crouton or the entire Caesar salad?

John Cleese as Cat R. Waul in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

2 Okay, okay, on second thought... Make my potatoes a salad.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

3 I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

4 Caesar salad. Et tu, Brute? No.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

5 I'll have a green salad. -May I urge you, sir, to consider my liver? It must be very rich and tender by now. I have been force-feeding myself for months. -Green salad, please.

Simon Jones as Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 Salmon salad, succotash, spiced custard, and honey.

Sterling Holloway as Winnie The Pooh in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that.

Patrick Warburton as Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove

8 Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

9 Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.

Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

10 Was I ever crazy about him. 2:00 in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad. They were out of potato salad, so I brought coleslaw. So he threw it right in my face.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

21 Movie Quotes about Salads (+ Sound Clips)

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