150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 13

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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121 I have a headache. -It might be a tumor.

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

122 So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

123 What do I do? Move in the broom closet?

Quote from Holiday Inn (1942)

124 No. But I did start taking baby aspirin to reduce my risk for heart attack.

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)

125 When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? -Last night.

Quote from The Avengers (2012)

126 Needs oil. -Heh. Who doesn't?

Lynn Cartwright as Dottie Hinson in A League of Their Own

127 You're putting too much merchandise on display. You better cover some of that up before you come down with pneumonia.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

128 What's the matter, Bessie? You act worried. -Maybe it's because his name is Jack.

Virginia Weidler as Dinah Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

129 Oh, right, yeah. A snap to find the one person in the world who fills your heart with joy.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

130 What do they call that when everything intersects? -The Bermuda Triangle.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle