146 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

141 _. You're trying to cure the headache by cutting off the head.

Francesco Quinn as Rhah in Platoon

142 No! It's my birthday. -What, again? Heavens to Murgatroyd. How many times were you born? You must have a strong union.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

143 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

144 A child of four could tell them that. -That is why they are needing you. Come on now, hurry up.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

145 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors; Andie MacDowell as Rita Hanson in Groundhog Day

146 What do you want me to do? Fetch your slippers for ya?

Al Matthews as Sergeant Apone in Aliens (1986)