150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 14

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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131 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

132 Now, she wants the fireplace re-bricked. -Aw... I know her pretty well. I could give her a call. -No, no, no... I've got it solved. I'm just gonna hit her with one of those fireplace bricks.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

133 I finished the dishes. -Why do you have to do that? Is this the maid's night out?

Fredric March as Al Stephenson; Teresa Wright as Peggy Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

134 I'll try to contain my excitement. Ho hum.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

135 We're going camping, whoopity-doo, ha-ha-wee. Clap paws, squeal with glee. I'm so excited, I could just barf.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

136 Here's something else. That's yesterday's newspaper.

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

137 I was being sarcastic.

Bob Hoskins as Boris Goosinov in Balto (1995)

138 I'm afraid the only way Steele notices anyone is if they're wearing a mirror.

Bridget Fonda as Jenna in Balto (1995)

139 Although I'm the victim of your remark, I can't help admiring the exquisite way you have of expressing yourself.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

140 That man is beginning to annoy me. -Yes, indeed. He seems to have that quality.

Meg Foster as Quinn in Immortal Combat (1994)