136 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Look, damn it! Now listen to me. I'm older and I'm wiser. -Yeah? Well, you're half right.

Fred Ward as Earl; Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

112 Now, the most important thing is we have to work as a team, which means... you do everything I tell you.

Mel Gibson as Rocky in Chicken Run

113 A child of four could tell them that. -That is why they are needing you. Come on now, hurry up.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

114 Sure. She's a super-hacker. First she cracked the Nova access code. Then she deciphered the language I invented all while we were sitting in the bar. Which was great.

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

115 I think he speaks very well for a four-day-old.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

116 I have a headache. -It might be a tumor.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

117 So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

118 What do I do? Move in the broom closet?

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

119 No. But I did start taking baby aspirin to reduce my risk for heart attack.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

120 When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? -Last night.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in The Avengers (2012)