121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 12

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? -Last night.

Quote from The Avengers (2012)

112 You're putting too much merchandise on display. You better cover some of that up before you come down with pneumonia.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

113 What's the matter, Bessie? You act worried. -Maybe it's because his name is Jack.

Virginia Weidler as Dinah Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

114 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Quote from Groundhog Day

115 Oh, right, yeah. A snap to find the one person in the world who fills your heart with joy.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

116 What do they call that when everything intersects? -The Bermuda Triangle.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

117 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

118 Now, she wants the fireplace re-bricked. -Aw... I know her pretty well. I could give her a call. -No, no, no... I've got it solved. I'm just gonna hit her with one of those fireplace bricks.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

119 I finished the dishes. -Why do you have to do that? Is this the maid's night out?

Quote from The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

120 I'll try to contain my excitement. Ho hum.

Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 12

111 When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? -Last night.

112 You're putting too much merchandise on display. You better cover some of that up before you come down with pneumonia.

113 What's the matter, Bessie? You act worried. -Maybe it's because his name is Jack.

114 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

115 Oh, right, yeah. A snap to find the one person in the world who fills your heart with joy.

116 What do they call that when everything intersects? -The Bermuda Triangle.

117 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

118 Now, she wants the fireplace re-bricked. -Aw... I know her pretty well. I could give her a call. -No, no, no... I've got it solved. I'm just gonna hit her with one of those fireplace bricks.

119 I finished the dishes. -Why do you have to do that? Is this the maid's night out?

120 I'll try to contain my excitement. Ho hum.

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