150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 12

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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111 This is bad. This is so _in' bad! Is it bad? -As opposed to good?

Steve Buscemi as Mister Pink; Harvey Keitel as Mister White in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

112 We have all the comforts of home. -Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

113 Look, damn it! Now listen to me. I'm older and I'm wiser. -Yeah? Well, you're half right.

Fred Ward as Earl; Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

114 Sure. She's a super-hacker. First she cracked the Nova access code. Then she deciphered the language I invented all while we were sitting in the bar. Which was great.

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

115 I think he speaks very well for a four-day-old.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

116 Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds?

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man 2

117 I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.

Quote from Caddyshack (1980)

118 I noticed you have three G's tattooed on the back of your neck. That's appropriate, since there are three strikes against you.

David Ogden Stiers as Nicky Flippers in Hoodwinked!

119 Oh, please. Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?

Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998)

120 I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. -Who wouldn't?

Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler; Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters II