142 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: May 22, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 I think he speaks very well for a four-day-old.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

112 Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds?

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man 2

113 I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.

Quote from Caddyshack (1980)

114 I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. -Who wouldn't?

Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler; Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters II

115 I have a headache. -It might be a tumor.

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

116 So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

117 What do I do? Move in the broom closet?

Quote from Holiday Inn (1942)

118 No. But I did start taking baby aspirin to reduce my risk for heart attack.

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)

119 When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? -Last night.

Quote from The Avengers (2012)

120 You're putting too much merchandise on display. You better cover some of that up before you come down with pneumonia.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)