125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

112 What do I do? Move in the broom closet?

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

113 No. But I did start taking baby aspirin to reduce my risk for heart attack.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

114 When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? -Last night.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in The Avengers (2012)

115 You're putting too much merchandise on display. You better cover some of that up before you come down with pneumonia.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

116 What's the matter, Bessie? You act worried. -Maybe it's because his name is Jack.

Virginia Weidler as Dinah Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

117 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

118 Oh, right, yeah. A snap to find the one person in the world who fills your heart with joy.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

119 What do they call that when everything intersects? -The Bermuda Triangle.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

120 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

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