133 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 Don't get me wrong, camping isn't all that bad. Aside from the inconvenience, dampness, filth, second-rate food, insects, and cold nights, it's kind of fun.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

102 My God, you can fight. -Well, living for years with my family, I did learn a bit.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

103 Wait a second. What about our wishes? -Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

104 Gee, I guess one of us oughta wish for peace and happiness all over the world. -Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

105 You must relax. -Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

106 He can't launch a missile. -No, but he can blow one up.

Sean Connery as Marko Ramius in The Hunt for Red October

107 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet; Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

108 This is bad. This is so _in' bad! Is it bad? -As opposed to good?

Steve Buscemi as Mister Pink; Harvey Keitel as Mister White in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

109 We have all the comforts of home. -Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

110 Oh, God damn it! I ask you, is this a job for intelligent men? -Show me one. I'll ask him.

Fred Ward as Earl; Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

133 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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