150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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101 Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle right down here in front of me, hmm? Here, save yourself quite a number of trips.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

102 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

103 Why are you here, Trojan? To study our arts and culture? -Yes, my lady. The art of self-preservation.

Jacques Sernas as Paris Of Troy; Rossana Podestà as Helen Of Troy in Helen of Troy (1956)

104 Don't get me wrong, camping isn't all that bad. Aside from the inconvenience, dampness, filth, second-rate food, insects, and cold nights, it's kind of fun.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

105 My God, you can fight. -Well, living for years with my family, I did learn a bit.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

106 Wait a second. What about our wishes? -Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck; Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

107 Gee, I guess one of us oughta wish for peace and happiness all over the world. -Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck; Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

108 You must relax. -Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

109 He can't launch a missile. -No, but he can blow one up.

Sean Connery as Marko Ramius in The Hunt for Red October

110 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet; Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)