121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 11

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 My God, you can fight. -Well, living for years with my family, I did learn a bit.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

102 Wait a second. What about our wishes? -Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?

Rip Taylor as Huey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

103 Gee, I guess one of us oughta wish for peace and happiness all over the world. -Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.

Rip Taylor as Huey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

104 You must relax. -Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

105 He can't launch a missile. -No, but he can blow one up.

Sean Connery as Marko Ramius in The Hunt for Red October

106 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

107 I have a headache. -It might be a tumor.

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

108 So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

109 What do I do? Move in the broom closet?

Quote from Holiday Inn (1942)

110 No. But I did start taking baby aspirin to reduce my risk for heart attack.

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)