121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 10

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 Yep. And I already got tickets. -You did? Are they good seats? -They sure are. They're for the next train out of town.

Statler And Waldorf in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

92 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

93 No! It's my birthday. -What, again? Heavens to Murgatroyd. How many times were you born? You must have a strong union.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

94 Nasty weather we're having, eh? And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas just like the ones you used to know.

Otto Preminger as Colonel von Scherbach in Stalag 17 (1953)

95 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

96 I've seen nothing. I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

97 Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle right down here in front of me, hmm? Here, save yourself quite a number of trips.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

98 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

99 Why are you here, Trojan? To study our arts and culture? -Yes, my lady. The art of self-preservation.

Quote from Helen of Troy (1956)

100 Don't get me wrong, camping isn't all that bad. Aside from the inconvenience, dampness, filth, second-rate food, insects, and cold nights, it's kind of fun.

Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)