150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 10

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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91 What else you wanna do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? Okay here.

Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

92 Right, right. Move on, right, that's what I'm gonna do. And then in a few months, boom, I'll be fine. I'll just grow a new heart.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

93 Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. -Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

94 Just like him not to invite me along, thank you very much.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

95 How are we doing? -Same as always. -That bad, huh?

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

96 There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

97 Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe. -Just what I always wanted.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

98 Yep. And I already got tickets. -You did? Are they good seats? -They sure are. They're for the next train out of town.

Statler And Waldorf in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

99 Nasty weather we're having, eh? And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas just like the ones you used to know.

Otto Preminger as Colonel von Scherbach in Stalag 17 (1953)

100 I've seen nothing. I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)