133 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

92 Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe. -Just what I always wanted.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

93 Yep. And I already got tickets. -You did? Are they good seats? -They sure are. They're for the next train out of town.

Statler And Waldorf in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

94 No! It's my birthday. -What, again? Heavens to Murgatroyd. How many times were you born? You must have a strong union.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

95 Nasty weather we're having, eh? And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas just like the ones you used to know.

Otto Preminger as Colonel Von Scherbach in Stalag 17 (1953)

96 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

97 I've seen nothing. I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

98 Perhaps it'd be a good idea if you just put that bottle right down here in front of me, hmm? Here, save yourself quite a number of trips.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

99 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

100 Why are you here, Trojan? To study our arts and culture? -Yes, my lady. The art of self-preservation.

Jacques Sernas as Paris Of Troy; Rossana Podestà as Helen Of Troy in Helen of Troy (1956)

133 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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