150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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81 If he wants to go that bad, he can even take my place.

William Holden as Commander Shears in The Bridge on the River Kwai

82 Excellent. You know, I've got this covered. You can have the day off, and I'm sure you must be late for something: Volunteering at the Henry Street settlement or rolling bandages for Bosnian refugees.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

83 You've got a streak of kindness a mile wide. -That I do.

John Wayne as J.b. Books in The Shootist

84 Sarcasm will get you no place. Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

85 No. I got a promotion today. Now I'm a jelly doughnut taster.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

86 Somebody just hijacked a consignment of pharmaceuticals, mostly vitamins and aspirin, $100,000 worth. -All right, somebody sure must have... -A big headache. I know, I know.

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87 Get out. -Well, I've had friendlier hellos.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

88 Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

89 All of a sudden, I don't like you, mister. -Now that makes me real sad. I always hate to lose a friend.

Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan in Johnny Guitar (1954)

90 That's just about the most touching speech a woman ever listened to. I'm overwhelmed.

Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)