125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 Get out. -Well, I've had friendlier hellos.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

82 Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

83 All of a sudden, I don't like you, mister. -Now that makes me real sad. I always hate to lose a friend.

Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan in Johnny Guitar (1954)

84 That's just about the most touching speech a woman ever listened to. I'm overwhelmed.

Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)

85 What else you wanna do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? Okay here.

Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

86 Right, right. Move on, right, that's what I'm gonna do. And then in a few months, boom, I'll be fine. I'll just grow a new heart.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

87 Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. -Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

88 Just like him not to invite me along, thank you very much.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

89 Best room in the house! Guest room. Unwelcome guest room!

Karl Swenson as Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

90 How are we doing? -Same as always. -That bad, huh?

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

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