125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

72 It's a very cozy neighborhood. You can sometimes go as far as a block without stumbling over a drunk or being mugged for a pair of clean socks.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

73 You think it's gonna be an early spring? -I'm predicting March 21st. -Good guess! You know, I think that actually is the first day of spring.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

74 Not bad, Mr. Connors. You say this is your first lesson? -Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so...

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

75 If he wants to go that bad, he can even take my place.

William Holden as Commander Shears in The Bridge on the River Kwai

76 Excellent. You know, I've got this covered. You can have the day off, and I'm sure you must be late for something: Volunteering at the Henry Street settlement or rolling bandages for Bosnian refugees.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

77 You've got a streak of kindness a mile wide. -That I do.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

78 Sarcasm will get you no place. Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

79 No. I got a promotion today. Now I'm a jelly doughnut taster.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

80 Somebody just hijacked a consignment of pharmaceuticals, mostly vitamins and aspirin, $100,000 worth. -All right, somebody sure must have... -A big headache. I know, I know.

James Franciscus as Mike Longstreet in Longstreet

125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

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