146 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 What can we learn from that thing, except a quicker way to die?

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

72 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

73 Hey, sweetie. Got another partner, huh? Only he don't look much healthier than the last one. -What are you, a doctor?

Red Buttons as "Sailor" Harry Kline; Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

74 You know, like you could look just about anywhere and see land. I mean, with nothing set down on it. -Yeah, it's great. I'm a real sucker for dirt and cactus. That's how come I left.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty; Michael Sarrazin as Robert Syverton in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

75 Listen to 'em... Those wonderful, wonderful people. Yowsah.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

76 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

77 It's a very cozy neighborhood. You can sometimes go as far as a block without stumbling over a drunk or being mugged for a pair of clean socks.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

78 You think it's gonna be an early spring? -I'm predicting March 21st. -Good guess! You know, I think that actually is the first day of spring.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

79 Not bad, Mr. Connors. You say this is your first lesson? -Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so...

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

80 If he wants to go that bad, he can even take my place.

William Holden as Commander Shears in The Bridge on the River Kwai