121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 8

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 You think it's gonna be an early spring? -I'm predicting March 21st. -Good guess! You know, I think that actually is the first day of spring.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

72 Not bad, Mr. Connors. You say this is your first lesson? -Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so...

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

73 If he wants to go that bad, he can even take my place.

William Holden as Commander Shears in The Bridge on the River Kwai

74 Excellent. You know, I've got this covered. You can have the day off, and I'm sure you must be late for something: Volunteering at the Henry Street settlement or rolling bandages for Bosnian refugees.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

75 You've got a streak of kindness a mile wide. -That I do.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

76 Sarcasm will get you no place. Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

77 No. I got a promotion today. Now I'm a jelly doughnut taster.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

78 Somebody just hijacked a consignment of pharmaceuticals, mostly vitamins and aspirin, $100,000 worth. -All right, somebody sure must have... -A big headache. I know, I know.

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79 Get out. -Well, I've had friendlier hellos.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

80 Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)