150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 7

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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61 I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.

Quote from Caddyshack (1980)

62 How are we doing? -Same as always. -That bad, huh?

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

63 There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. -You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

64 Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe. -Just what I always wanted.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo; Anthony Daniels as C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

65 Yep. And I already got tickets. -You did? Are they good seats? -They sure are. They're for the next train out of town.

Statler And Waldorf in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

66 Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds?

67 Nasty weather we're having, eh? And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas just like the ones you used to know.

Otto Preminger as Colonel von Scherbach in Stalag 17 (1953)

68 I've seen nothing. I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

69 The president twice decorated him for bravery. -Right. -That sounds like a courageous man to me. -Yes, it certainly sounds that way, hmm?

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet; Herbert Lom as Inspector Charles Dreyfus in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

70 This is bad. This is so _in' bad! Is it bad? -As opposed to good?