125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

61 Was he here too? -Sure. -Good golly, why didn't you sell tickets?

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

62 Well, I have a feeling it won't be so hard for me to resign now. -And belts will be worn tighter this winter.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor; Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

63 They'll probably make you a general for destroying evidence that they're wrong.

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

64 Ah, that's what I like about the army... smart all the way to the top.

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

65 How could it get through corrugated iron walls? -Use a can opener.

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

66 What can we learn from that thing, except a quicker way to die?

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

67 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

68 Hey, sweetie. Got another partner, huh? Only he don't look much healthier than the last one. -What are you, a doctor?

Red Buttons as "Sailor" Harry Kline; Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

69 You know, like you could look just about anywhere and see land. I mean, with nothing set down on it. -Yeah, it's great. I'm a real sucker for dirt and cactus. That's how come I left.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty; Michael Sarrazin as Robert Syverton in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

70 Listen to 'em... Those wonderful, wonderful people. Yowsah.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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