121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 7

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

61 They'll probably make you a general for destroying evidence that they're wrong.

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

62 Ah, that's what I like about the army... smart all the way to the top.

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

63 How could it get through corrugated iron walls? -Use a can opener.

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

64 What can we learn from that thing, except a quicker way to die?

Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

65 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

66 Hey, sweetie. Got another partner, huh? Only he don't look much healthier than the last one. -What are you, a doctor?

Quote from They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

67 You know, like you could look just about anywhere and see land. I mean, with nothing set down on it. -Yeah, it's great. I'm a real sucker for dirt and cactus. That's how come I left.

Quote from They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

68 Listen to 'em... Those wonderful, wonderful people. Yowsah.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

69 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

70 It's a very cozy neighborhood. You can sometimes go as far as a block without stumbling over a drunk or being mugged for a pair of clean socks.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 7

61 They'll probably make you a general for destroying evidence that they're wrong.

62 Ah, that's what I like about the army... smart all the way to the top.

63 How could it get through corrugated iron walls? -Use a can opener.

64 What can we learn from that thing, except a quicker way to die?

65 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin.

66 Hey, sweetie. Got another partner, huh? Only he don't look much healthier than the last one. -What are you, a doctor?

67 You know, like you could look just about anywhere and see land. I mean, with nothing set down on it. -Yeah, it's great. I'm a real sucker for dirt and cactus. That's how come I left.

68 Listen to 'em... Those wonderful, wonderful people. Yowsah.

69 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.

70 It's a very cozy neighborhood. You can sometimes go as far as a block without stumbling over a drunk or being mugged for a pair of clean socks.

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