121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 6

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Quote from The Goon Show

52 Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there's more starch in your laundry bag!

Lionel Barrymore as Narrator in Christmas in July (1944)

53 I was the only photographer whose camera you didn't smash. You were terribly nice about it. You threw it in the ocean.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

54 'Living room. Sitting room. Terrace. Pool. Stables.' -That's probably so they can talk to the horses without having them in the house.

Quote from The Philadelphia Story (1940)

55 You hardly know him. -Well, to hardly know him is to know him well.

Quote from The Philadelphia Story (1940)

56 Aren't you coming, Liz? -It seems I've got to commit suicide first.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

57 Well, must we ride in that thing? Wouldn't we be more comfortable on pogo sticks?

Roland Young as Uncle Willie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

58 Do you suppose, sir, speaking of eye-openers... -Oh, that's the first sane remark I've heard today. Come along, I know a formula that is said to pop the pennies off the eyelids of dead Irishmen.

Roland Young as Uncle Willie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

59 Was he here too? -Sure. -Good golly, why didn't you sell tickets?

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

60 Well, I have a feeling it won't be so hard for me to resign now. -And belts will be worn tighter this winter.

Quote from The Philadelphia Story (1940)

121 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 6

51 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

52 Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there's more starch in your laundry bag!

53 I was the only photographer whose camera you didn't smash. You were terribly nice about it. You threw it in the ocean.

54 'Living room. Sitting room. Terrace. Pool. Stables.' -That's probably so they can talk to the horses without having them in the house.

55 You hardly know him. -Well, to hardly know him is to know him well.

56 Aren't you coming, Liz? -It seems I've got to commit suicide first.

57 Well, must we ride in that thing? Wouldn't we be more comfortable on pogo sticks?

58 Do you suppose, sir, speaking of eye-openers... -Oh, that's the first sane remark I've heard today. Come along, I know a formula that is said to pop the pennies off the eyelids of dead Irishmen.

59 Was he here too? -Sure. -Good golly, why didn't you sell tickets?

60 Well, I have a feeling it won't be so hard for me to resign now. -And belts will be worn tighter this winter.

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