146 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead.

June Foray as Grandmother Fa in Mulan (1998)

52 Now, the most important thing is we have to work as a team, which means... you do everything I tell you.

Mel Gibson as Rocky in Chicken Run

53 I need some machine to tell me that?

Barry Corbin as General Jack Beringer in WarGames (1983)

54 What's the Highlander? -It's a movie. Very good. It won the Academy Award for best movie ever made.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

55 Anybody can tell I didn't do that to him. -How? -Because he looks too damn good, that's how!

Clint Eastwood as Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan; Inspector Dirty Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry (1971)

56 What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

57 It's a little better in the dark. -What is, decapitation?

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull; Peter Lorre as Felix Gillie in The Comedy of Terrors

58 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Peter Sellers as Bloodnok; Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon; Harry Secombe in The Goon Show

59 Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there's more starch in your laundry bag!

Lionel Barrymore as Narrator in Christmas in July (1944)

60 I was the only photographer whose camera you didn't smash. You were terribly nice about it. You threw it in the ocean.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)