125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

52 It's a little better in the dark. -What is, decapitation?

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull; Peter Lorre as Felix Gillie in The Comedy of Terrors

53 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Peter Sellers as Bloodnok; Peter Sellers as Harry Secombe; Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

54 Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there's more starch in your laundry bag!

Lionel Barrymore as Narrator in Christmas in July (1944)

55 I was the only photographer whose camera you didn't smash. You were terribly nice about it. You threw it in the ocean.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

56 'Living room. Sitting room. Terrace. Pool. Stables.' -That's probably so they can talk to the horses without having them in the house.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor; Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

57 You hardly know him. -Well, to hardly know him is to know him well.

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord; Cary Grant as C.K. Dexter Haven in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

58 Aren't you coming, Liz? -It seems I've got to commit suicide first.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

59 Well, must we ride in that thing? Wouldn't we be more comfortable on pogo sticks?

Roland Young as Uncle Willie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

60 Do you suppose, sir, speaking of eye-openers... -Oh, that's the first sane remark I've heard today. Come along, I know a formula that is said to pop the pennies off the eyelids of dead Irishmen.

Roland Young as Uncle Willie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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