125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 So, what kind of agony do you have in store for me?

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

42 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

43 Sorry about the smell, but you get used to it after a couple hundred years.

Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

44 I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead.

June Foray as Grandmother Fa in Mulan (1998)

45 Sorry we're late, Pop. Lenny had an accident. He was born.

Michael Imperioli as Frankie in Shark Tale

46 Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

47 I need some machine to tell me that?

Barry Corbin as General Jack Beringer in WarGames (1983)

48 What's the Highlander? -It's a movie. Very good. It won the Academy Award for best movie ever made.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

49 _. You're trying to cure the headache by cutting off the head.

Rhah From Platoon in Platoon

50 Anybody can tell I didn't do that to him. -How? -Because he looks too damn good, that's how!

Clint Eastwood as Inspector Dirty Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry (1971)

125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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