150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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41 Here, Mike. There's a little spit in your eye. It shows.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

42 Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore

43 What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out. How about a cage? -Bring in the cage! -I was being sarcastic. -Sarcasm. Strike the cage.

David Ogden Stiers as Nicky Flippers; Anthony Anderson as Bill Stork in Hoodwinked!

44 Sorry we're late, Pop. Lenny had an accident. He was born.

Michael Imperioli as Frankie in Shark Tale

45 Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

46 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

47 Oh, God damn it! I ask you, is this a job for intelligent men? -Show me one. I'll ask him.

Fred Ward as Earl; Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

48 Sorry about the smell, but you get used to it after a couple hundred years.

Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

49 How many languages do you speak? -A lot. But apparently, not enough for this place.

Quote from Iron Man (2008)

50 So, what kind of agony do you have in store for me?

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh