142 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: May 22, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

31 Man will fly, all right. Just like a rock.

Junius Matthews as Archimedes in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

32 I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

33 Wait a minute. Wait just a second. You mean just say what the product does? Why, no one's ever tried that.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

34 That makes me feel so bad inside. Oh wait, I think that's just gas.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

35 I said speak your mind, Jack, but Jesus...

James Earl Jones as Admiral James Greer in The Hunt for Red October

36 You'll receive the order of Lenin for this, Captain.

Tim Curry as Yevgeni Petrov in The Hunt for Red October

37 Hey, I think somebody just shot a torpedo at us. -No _, Buckwheat. Get the hell out of here.

Scott Glenn as Bart Mancuso in The Hunt for Red October

38 That's just about as old as you can get.

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

39 Well, thanks so much for the support, Miss Cheerful Thoughts.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

40 Sorry we're late, Pop. Lenny had an accident. He was born.

Michael Imperioli as Frankie in Shark Tale