142 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: May 22, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 We wouldn't want to disappoint our friends by staying after the wonderful going away party they gave us.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

22 Oh, I've made lots of wishes, and none of them ever came true. Must have been using defective pennies.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

23 Perhaps we shouldn't have blown him up. Then he wouldn't have had to leave.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

24 Hmm. Sure wish I had your kind of problems.

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

25 There. Good as new, if your new isn't too good. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

26 My doctor says I should go to camp. He said I'll have to do something to take my mind off baseball. -I've seen you play. I never thought you had your mind on it.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown; Cindi Reilly as Sally Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

27 Good grief. Don't hit your ball in the water, ma'am. I'm a caddie, not a submarine.

Michael Dockery as Marcie in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

28 What would you say if I promised you I will reduce the cocaine shipments to your country by half? -I'd say you've been using too much of your product.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

29 I saw the papers this morning. I'm sorry. Terribly, terribly sorry. -Why, that it wasn't me?

Cornel Wilde as Leonard Diamond; Jean Wallace as Susan Lowell in The Big Combo (1955)

30 When he stays out all night he's always grumpy the next morning. -Then he must stay out every night. -Yes, yes.

Karl Swenson as Merlin; Rickie Sorensen as Arthur in The Sword in the Stone (1963)