150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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21 That makes me feel so bad inside. Oh wait, I think that's just gas.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

22 Something must not have agreed with him at breakfast.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

23 Oh, I've made lots of wishes, and none of them ever came true. Must have been using defective pennies.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

24 Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were... -What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome? -Blind. -You know, I always forget that one.

Cary Elwes as Garrett; Jessalyn Gilsig as Kayley in Quest for Camelot (1998)

25 Fun? Did you say fun? This is a party! Who said anything about fun?

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

26 Wait a minute. Wait just a second. You mean just say what the product does? Why, no one's ever tried that.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

27 You'll receive the order of Lenin for this, Captain.

Tim Curry as Yevgeni Petrov in The Hunt for Red October

28 Hey, I think somebody just shot a torpedo at us. -No _, Buckwheat. Get the hell out of here.

Scott Glenn as Bart Mancuso in The Hunt for Red October

29 Is it my imagination, or didn't we arrive in a limo?

Cuba Gooding Jr. as Rod Tidwell; Cuba Gooding Jr. in Jerry Maguire

30 We got lost. -Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone