125 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Oh, you poor, sad multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you.

Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly in You've Got Mail

12 Is it my imagination, or didn't we arrive in a limo?

Cuba Gooding Jr.; Cuba Gooding Jr. as Rod Tidwell in Jerry Maguire

13 Now, I know that this may sound like work to you, but it isn't. It's fun!

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

14 My career is stuffing jelly into doughnuts.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

15 Old ninjas never die. -Just spend a lot of time in intensive care.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

16 Little girl, I think your hat's too tight.

Brian Doyle-Murray as Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

17 Something must not have agreed with him at breakfast.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 A body can't even sleep without getting something snatched, see?

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

19 Fun? Did you say fun? This is a party! Who said anything about fun?

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 Isn't this fun? But we're supposed to be having fun. It's on the schedule. It's on... the schedule.

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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