6 seconds sound clip from the Donnie Darko movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:39:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Beer and pussy, that's all I need.
- We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
- Smurfette doesn't fuck.
- That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
- No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
- Okay, well, you know what? Then, she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?
- What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on the action.
- Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
- First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village.
- But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.
- And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
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