What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on the action.

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You can hear this line at 00:39:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

- Smurfette doesn't fuck.

- That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

- No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

- Okay, well, you know what? Then, she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?

- What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on the action.

- Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

- First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village.

- But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

- And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

- That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Donnie Darko Sound Clip

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Actors: Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko), Jena Malone (Gretchen Ross), Maggie Gyllenhaal (Elizabeth Darko), Mary McDonnell (Rose Darko), Patrick Swayze (Jim Cunningham), Drew Barrymore (Karen Pomeroy), Seth Rogen (Ricky Danforth), Katharine Ross (Dr. Lillian Thurman), Noah Wyle (Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff)

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