That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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11 seconds sound clip from the Donnie Darko movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:56 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on the action.

- Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

- First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village.

- But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

- And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

- That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

- Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?

- Grandma Death.

- Excuse me! Excuse me!

- Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow. If this happens again, I am going to call Social Services.

- God, I hate that Mrs. Farmer. She's such a fucking bitch.

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She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.

And what if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better? -Like images, or what?

The search for God is absurd? -It is if everyone dies alone.

But I'm over all of that. I'm painting and stuff. Writing. I want to be a writer. Or maybe a painter, I don't know, maybe both. I'll write a book and draw the pictures. Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things.

And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it. -Okay, Mom.

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Actors: Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko), Jena Malone (Gretchen Ross), Maggie Gyllenhaal (Elizabeth Darko), Mary McDonnell (Rose Darko), Patrick Swayze (Jim Cunningham), Drew Barrymore (Karen Pomeroy), Seth Rogen (Ricky Danforth), Katharine Ross (Dr. Lillian Thurman), Noah Wyle (Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff)

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