Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan.
8 seconds sound clip from the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Well, you wanna try the Thrifty Mart?
- Sure.
- Whoa!
- Not bad.
- Greetings, my excellent friends.
- Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
- Well, perhaps we could ask them.
- Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan.
- Gentlemen, I'm here to help you with your history report.
- What?
- How?
- Bill? Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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