I am a lawyer, you know.

4 seconds sound clip from the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:08:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'm gonna scope the place out.

- Missy, I mean Mom, please keep an eye on Napoleon.

- Stay!

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

- All right, lock him up with the rest of those wackos.

- I am a lawyer, you know.

- You pack your bags, Ted. You're going to military school.

- But, Dad...!

- No, I don't want to hear it, Ted.

- But...!

[...]