16 Movie Quotes about Scotland with Audio

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

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1 Here are Scotland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape and murder.

Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart (1995)

2 You manky Scots git!

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

3 And where is that exactly? -Just a little place I call the land of the free and the home of the brave. -Scotland! -No! America.

Lynn Ferguson as Mac; Mel Gibson as Rocky in Chicken Run

4 The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

Patrick McGoohan as King Edward "Longshanks"; King Edward Longshanks in Braveheart (1995)

5 I've got scotch blood too. I won't be the loser.

Walter Pidgeon as Will Cantrell in Dark Command (1940)

6 Hogmanay? what's that? -People throwing up in the streets of Glasgow.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)

7 Well, we have never been to Europe together. -That's right. -And we are going. Madrid, Lisbon. -Athens. Oh, and Scotland. -And Tahiti. -Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Sidney Poitier as Crease in Sneakers (1992)

8 I've some relations who are from Scotland. My grandmother on my father's side. I'm quite fluent in the Gaelic, you know. Rrrrrrrrrr.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

9 Steady, flunky. Who are you? -My card. -McCard, a Scotsman, eh? Oh! your card, I see. Yes.

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon; Peter Sellers as Grytpype-Thynne in The Goon Show

10 Produce of Scotland. I prefer it to sake.

Sessue Hayakawa as Colonel Saito in The Bridge on the River Kwai