22 Movie Quotes about Secretary with Audio

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1 Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

2 Hello. -Secretary's getting prettier and prettier around here. -And field agents get old and older.

Rene Russo as Agent Lilly Raines; Clint Eastwood as Agent Frank Horrigan in In the Line of Fire

3 That's your assistant? -And secretary and right-hand man. -You know, I could work here myself if you promise to get me one of those. -There aren't any more.

James Congdon as Dr. Tony Nelson; Robert Lansing as Dr. Scott Nelson in 4D Man (1959)

4 I still remember the day she came in looking for work. She wanted to be a secretary. She had all the requirements: She made a great cup of coffee. I gave her a job. That was yesterday.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

5 And what am I to you? Nothing! Just a piece of furniture, a Dictaphone, 10 fingers to type your miserable letters with!

Quote from The Seven Year Itch (1952)

6 A secretary? You mean to say my little brother got him an ofay who ain't got no mo-nay?

Samuel L. Jackson as Gator in Jungle Fever

7 Hi. I hope you don't drink before noon. -Oh, no, I don't. -The last one we had here, seemed like she was on a liquid diet. -Last what? -Secretary. Penny Monroe.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

8 Good afternoon. -Kermit the Frog. My reservation secretary made a reservation for me.

Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

9 It isn't every young man who gets his own office and a private secretary at your age. A great many of them, I'm afraid, it would go to their heads. But I think you have your feet pretty solidly on the ground.

Quote from Christmas in July (1944)

10 Do I look like your secretary?

Bridgette Wilson as Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat (1995)