84 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 8

Last updated on: August 19, 2025

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

72 I'm a $2 whore from Division Street, and you know it. -That's right. She shouldn't be allowed in here.

Quote from The Front Page (1974)

73 What's the matter with you anyway? -I'm not very bright, I guess. -I wouldn't say that. Careless, maybe. -No, just dumb.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

74 Like any child, Junior listens to what he's told and imitates his parents. Right now, his parents are you and me. -Ha! A couple of fine examples we are.

Quote from Dimension X

75 You see, I'm not very competent, really. In fact, I had a hard time getting a place before I came here.

Quote from Revenge of the Zombies (1943)

76 Well, it's just that, you see... I fight in clubs, you know. I'm really a ham-and-egger. This guy... he's the best, and it wouldn't be such a good fight.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

77 Allow me to introduce myself more fully. I'm Peter Alison, one of America's greatest writers of unimportant books.

Quote from The Black Cat (1934)

78 I look stupid. I look like I'm tryin' too hard. I was gonna get a haircut, but then I'd just look like I got a haircut.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

79 I don't understand... -Well, try a little harder. -You don't know me, I'm very stupid.

Quote from The Big Combo (1955)

80 Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Quote from Forrest Gump (1994)