15 Slapstick Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips

Last updated on: April 18, 2025

A selection of slapstick humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 Look, look! I found my nuts!

Steve Carell as Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge

2 Scoot back, Baby Herman, you don't want to burn your weenie.

Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts

3 Don't feed the bear!

Quote from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

5 Aha! By the way, eh? I knew there'd have to be a by the way in here someplace. All right, what's by the way?

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

6 That's why I don't like to fight too much. I usually hurt someone real bad. Sometimes I even hurt myself.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

7 What if, at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That might draw a crowd, right?

Madonna as All The Way Mae Mordabito in A League of Their Own

8 I am king! I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have...

John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001)

9 Hands up, Jedi.

Battle Droids in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

10 I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around his beige pijamas drinking a banana-broccoli shake and singing I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man