152 Movie Quotes about Smoking with Audio – Page 14

Updated: Nov 6, 2026

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131 I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

132 You really should stop smoking so much, Gilly. -Why? I'm probably gonna get life. I should smoke two at once. It'll shorten the sentence.

133 Don't you get it? He'd sooner go out without his pants than leave that pipe behind.

Anthony Eisley as Bill Lane in The Wasp Woman (1959)

134 You mean we're smoking dog _, man?

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

135 Sir, I notice that you're a smoker. I said, I notice that you're a smoker. I see the cigarettes.

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

136 I'm about to show y'all who the real Puff Daddy is!

Don D.C. Curry as Uncle Elroy in Next Friday (2000)

137 You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man. We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together.

James Franco as Saul Silver in Pineapple Express

138 I like to make sure that all my people maintain sound cardiovascular fitness. We don't drink, and we sure as hell don't smoke.

John C. McGinley as Ben Harp in Point Break (1991)

139 Oh, good heavens. Would smoking bring that on? I do smoke a little, you know. -We may have to take that into account.

Robert Morley as Dr Knock in Dr Knock (1954)

140 I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

Quote from Pulp Fiction