136 Movie Quotes about Smoking (Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Jul 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 Ten minutes you'll be smoking in hell. Get up!

Klaus Kinski as Wild in For a Few Dollars More

72 Jack was ordered not to smoke. Smoking is dirty. It gets into Jack's eye.

Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again

73 When you boil it all down, what does a man really need? Just a smoke and a cup of coffee.

Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan in Johnny Guitar (1954)

74 Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that? -A joint. -Joint? They don't make 'em very good.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

75 You smoke too much. I've noticed. Only frustrated people smoke too much, and only lonely people are frustrated.

Quote from Gilda (1946)

76 Darling. -Yes, my darling? -You're smoking the wrong end. -Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

Quote from Curse of the Pink Panther

77 Hey! Don't shoot! I'm not smoking!

Yakky Doodle in Snagglepuss (1961)

78 Is it really that rare? -It's like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with, like, a bomb.

James Franco as Saul Silver in Pineapple Express

79 There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

80 Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Greta Garbo as Anna Christie in Anna Christie (1930)