10 Movie Quotes about Sofas with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Why doesn't the sofa go first? Nicol Williamson as Nome King in Return to Oz 2 Why doesn't the sofa go first? (2) Quote from Return to Oz 3 I know I fell off the sofa, madame. There is no need to tell me. Everything I do is carefully planned, madame. I know that. Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964) 4 Okay, put the corpses on the sofa. Ladies first. Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985) 5 What happened? What? -You fell off the sofa, you stupid... Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964) 6 Sitting on that rock isn't doing her back any good. So I would like permission to move her to one of the offices where there's a sofa. Quote from Die Hard (1988) 7 Careful. Don't get blood on the sofa. Quote from Clue (1985) 8 No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough? Quote from Die Hard (1988) 9 No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home. It's up to you. Quote from Trainspotting (1996) 10 That's all right. I slept fine on the sofa. Quote from Trainspotting (1996)