10 Movie Quotes about Sofas (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about sofas, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Why doesn't the sofa go first?

Nicol Williamson as Nome King in Return to Oz

2 Why doesn't the sofa go first? (2)

Fairuza Balk as Dorothy Gale in Return to Oz

3 I know I fell off the sofa, madame. There is no need to tell me. Everything I do is carefully planned, madame. I know that.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

4 Okay, put the corpses on the sofa. Ladies first.

Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

5 What happened? What? -You fell off the sofa, you stupid...

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

6 Sitting on that rock isn't doing her back any good. So I would like permission to move her to one of the offices where there's a sofa.

Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard (1988)

7 Careful. Don't get blood on the sofa.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue (1985)

8 No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?

Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard (1988)

9 No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home. It's up to you.

Ewan McGregor as Mark Renton in Trainspotting (1996)

10 That's all right. I slept fine on the sofa.

Ewan McGregor as Mark Renton in Trainspotting (1996)