Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...
8 seconds sound clip from the The Crow (1994) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:38:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You are seriously fucked up. Did you look in the mirror? You need professional help.
- Bingo! He shoots! He scores!
- Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...
- He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks...
- Can you put me up for the night?
[...]
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Actors: Brandon Lee (Eric Draven "The Crow"), Michael Wincott (Top Dollar), Ernie Hudson (Sgt. Albrecht), Tony Todd (Grange), Laurence Mason (Tin-Tin)
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