30 Swearing Quotes from Movies with Audio

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1 It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honour, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

Barry Humphries as Bruce in Finding Nemo

2 I'm sorry! That's all I know! That's all I know, I swear! Now, please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again!

Quote from Wreck-It Ralph

3 I cross my heart and hope to die.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya.

Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride (1987)

5 Stick your cock up her ass... you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.

Quote from The Exorcist

6 No. I've taken an oath before Buddha to kill no more. So, no matter what happens, I swear, I will not lift a sword again.

Quote from Born Invincible (1978)

7 Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

8 This town's like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

9 Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras. You faithless slime.

Quote from The Exorcist

10 Take this one and stick it up your sister's ass.

Joe Pesci as Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)