74 Movie Quotes about Taxes with Audio

Updated: Feb 19, 2026

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1 Double the taxes! Triple the taxes! Squeeze every last drop out of those insolent, musical peasants.

Peter Ustinov as Prince John in Robin Hood (1973)

2 You want taxes? I'll give you taxes!

Andy Devine as Friar Tuck in Robin Hood (1973)

3 Collecting taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good Prince John?

Andy Devine as Friar Tuck in Robin Hood (1973)

4 And if you couldn't pay your taxes, you went to jail. Yep, I'm in here too.

Roger Miller as Alan-a-Dale in Robin Hood (1973)

5 Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate!

Andy Devine as Friar Tuck in Robin Hood (1973)

6 Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!

Peter Ustinov as Prince John in Robin Hood (1973)

7 Don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Quote from Dazed and Confused (1993)

8 Sire, taxes are pouring in, the jail is full.

Terry-Thomas as Sir Hiss in Robin Hood (1973)

9 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

10 President to ask for more taxes. So, what else is news?

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons