41 Movie Quotes about Turkeys (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about turkeys, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Turkey, lobster sweet potato pie, pancakes piled up 'til they reach the sky.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free

2 Oh, turkey burgers! Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

Seth Macfarlane as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

3 It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Dan Aykroyd as Louis Winthorpe in Trading places (1983)

4 Yeah. First time I ever had two kinds of bird with one meal: turkey to eat and buzzard to look at.

John Wayne as Bob Seton in Dark Command (1940)

5 Hey, look! Turkey, lobster sweet potato pie, pancakes piled up 'til they reach the sky

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free

6 Psst. Hey, junior. You wanna buy a hot Turkey? 'Is it fresh?' Ha-ha! Look at that white meat there. Look at that dark meat. Feel the material in that wing. Look at the size of that wishbone.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

7 Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. The when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

8 What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? -He gobbles up. Of course.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1966)

9 What kind of a Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?

Christopher DeFaria as Peppermint Patty in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

10 A pizza stuffed inside a Turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.

Bruce Campbell as Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs